People are freaking out over this baby monkey that looks like Voldemort

Avada kedavra!

People are freaking out over this baby monkey that looks like Voldemort
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Someone contact the Ministry of Magic, because I think Lord Voldemort has returned. This time, in the form of a baby monkey.

He Who Must Not Be Named was born at Paignton Zoo in Devon, U.K. viaPeople are freaking out over this baby monkey that looks like Voldemort C-section – a very rare birthing option, since the zoo had never before performed the procedure on a primate. “We have only done three C-sections here in the last 16 years,” says Ghislaine Sayers, head of veterinary services, to the Mirror. “Jo, our surgeon on this occasion, has performed them on dogs, cats, cows, and sheep before – but never a primate.”

But enough about the operation and more about the evil incarnate that that poor monkey delivered unto this unsuspecting and Voldemort-less world. Someone call Harry Potter, stat.

You just know Lord Voldemort Monkey is secretly wanting to hide under someone’s turban.

And also trying to figure out how to find the Elder Wand.

For now, You Know Who seems relatively harmless, but the second it starts commanding the snakes at the zoo is the second I pack a bag and declare J.K. Rowling my one true God, for it is she who will surely lead us from these dark and dangerous times.

If it wasn’t also kind of cute, I’d probably suggest using confringo.

People are freaking out over this baby monkey that looks like Voldemort
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