Someone contact the Ministry of Magic, because I think Lord Voldemort has returned. This time, in the form of a baby monkey.
He Who Must Not Be Named was born at Paignton Zoo in Devon, U.K. viaPeople are freaking out over this baby monkey that looks like Voldemort C-section – a very rare birthing option, since the zoo had never before performed the procedure on a primate. “We have only done three C-sections here in the last 16 years,” says Ghislaine Sayers, head of veterinary services, to the Mirror. “Jo, our surgeon on this occasion, has performed them on dogs, cats, cows, and sheep before – but never a primate.”
But enough about the operation and more about the evil incarnate that that poor monkey delivered unto this unsuspecting and Voldemort-less world. Someone call Harry Potter, stat.
— kmfm – Radio In Kent (@kmfmofficial) August 30, 2016
You just know Lord Voldemort Monkey is secretly wanting to hide under someone’s turban.
HOLY SHIT THAT BABY MONKEY TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE VOLDEMORT 🙊😱👽💀
— bubblegum goth✨ (@anonymousxjessi) September 2, 2016
And also trying to figure out how to find the Elder Wand.
UK zoo staff shocked after delivering baby monkey that resembles Harry Potter’s arch enemy Lord Voldemort. 😱 😱 😂 💀 pic.twitter.com/AgciEg5RBj
— Lloyd 🐾 (@thatyoungblood) August 31, 2016
If it wasn’t also kind of cute, I’d probably suggest using confringo.