Invoice Maher has gone from bemoaning President Joe Biden persevering with to run for reelection in 2024 to insisting that he shall be changed, declaring on the finish of his “New Guidelines” section on Friday’s Actual Time that “Biden is toast.”

“Cease fucking round,” he stated. “The problem with president Biden isn’t if, it’s who: Who’s going to switch him as a result of he isn’t going to be the Democrats’ candidate for president in 2024. The one factor I do know for positive about America is that this: It’s run by imply ladies. Within the press and in politics and in life. And once they scent blood within the water, the lust to complete off a weak individual won’t ever be denied.”

And he supplied his prediction for when the president would drop out however argued the shock of a brand new candidate wouldn’t final lengthy.

“My choose within the workplace pool for when he offers it up is Aug. 9, the fiftieth anniversary of when Nixon did for, after all, very totally different causes,” Maher stated. “Sure, changing a president as his social gathering’s candidate will seem to be an enormous deal — for about 3 days. After which we’ll all be over it. … America goes to do that.”

He then ran by the professionals and cons, with a couple of jokes thrown in, after all, of the potential Democratic politicians who might change Biden, together with Vice President Kamala Harris, California Governor Gavin Newsom, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. He additionally rattled off plenty of Democratic governors together with Maryland’s Wes Moore, Kentucky’s Andy Beshear and Pennsylvania’s Josh Shapiro.

“Nobody is aware of who these individuals are, and that’s good,” Maher stated. “We’d like some new characters on this sitcom we name a rustic. People like new. These guys, all you must know is that they’re moderates, they’re underneath 100 years outdated, they usually have a “D” subsequent to their names.”

He argued that regardless of goals of a Michelle Obama candidacy she’s “off dwelling her finest life,” and “we’re not going to get a famous person on this draft.”

“We’re on the airport and at this level, we simply should be positive we get final rental automotive,” he stated. “One thing fairly protected, comparatively clear and never [Donald] Trump. If there isn’t a useless Lady Scout within the trunk, we’re good to go.”

Maher, who has lengthy criticized Biden’s choice to run for re-election, calling him “Ruth Bader Biden,” spent his monologue bemoaning Biden staying within the race amid extra calls from Democrats, members of the media and influential Hollywood donors for him drop out.

“It’s all about Joe,” Maher stated on the prime of the present earlier than joking, “It’s tougher to get this man to tug out than Nick Cannon,” referencing the star’s many kids with a number of ladies.

Maher additionally took purpose at Biden’s Thursday night time press convention, calling it the “worst potential factor that might occur,” in that the president did “precisely nicely sufficient in order that Democrats do not know what to do subsequent.”

Maher puzzled aloud, “Are we actually going to be doing this for the subsequent few months or God is aware of how lengthy? It’s like a horror film you watch by your fingers — you realize one thing dangerous’s going to occur. You simply don’t know when.”

Turning to particular moments within the presser, Maher took purpose at Biden misidentifying Harris as “Vice President Trump.”

“Democrats will tolerate psychological decline however not misgendering,” Maher joked earlier than recognizing one thing in widespread with each Harris and Trump.

“How do you confuse Kamala Harris with Donald Trump? One among them sees Biden as the one impediment to the White Home and the opposite — oh, I see,” he stated.

Maher stated the battle between Biden and Trump quantities to a face-off between a “man who can barely speak vs. a man who gained’t shut the fuck up.”