Every so often I discover myself too anxious to go to sleep. Whether or not I’m fearful a couple of work deadline, fretting concerning the state of the world, slowed down in private issues, or simply typically anxious for no actual articulable cause, the end result is at all times the identical: I toss and switch for what appears like hours till I turn into positive that sleep won’t ever come. At that time, I’ll often give myself what equates to a quite exasperated pep speak. Look, I’ll say. Your issues aren’t going wherever. All of this crap will nonetheless be there within the morning, so that you would possibly as effectively get some relaxation proper now and decide the anxiousness again up tomorrow.  

That is form of the perspective I’ve determined to deliver into the 2024 Paris Olympics. This 12 months’s Video games have the misfortune to be kicking off simply as American presidential politics have taken a number of uncommon turns. Inside the previous month alone, Joe Biden so badly botched a presidential debate—a debate that he insisted on holding months sooner than common—that he was in the end pressured to desert his reelection bid and anoint Vice President Kamala Harris because the Democrats’ “Break glass in case of emergency” candidate. On the opposite aspect of the aisle, some moron shot Donald Trump within the ear (or perhaps some shrapnel hit it?), a message-board weirdo snagged Trump’s vice presidential slot, and Hulk Hogan gave a speech on the Republican Nationwide Conference.

There’s a variety of information taking place, in different phrases, and at instances it has struck me as quite irresponsible to ponder turning away from it for 2 weeks as a way to binge-watch and write about bizarre sports activities that no one really likes. What’s extra, my protection of the Olympics for Slate is usually fairly silly—intentionally so, positive, and hopefully in a humorous manner, however silly however. Different instances, I do write about Huge Olympics Points. However I principally like writing concerning the greatest jerks on the Video games, speculating on what would occur if all of the occasions befell in the dead of night, and hyping up that Chad man. (Hey, Chad! Name me!) I confess that I’ve puzzled whether or not my energies can be higher spent over the following two weeks writing related items concerning the precise information.

However, there are already too many individuals writing about politics, whereas there are actually no different journalists courageous sufficient to let you know what the very best and worst jobs on the Olympics are. In the meantime, American politics will nonetheless be on fireplace by the point the Olympics conclude, and the blaze gained’t be any roughly intense if a few of us step away for 2 weeks as a way to get our quadrennial repair of badminton, archery, and racewalking. For Individuals, the post-Olympics, preelection interval can be wholly consumed by pondering, worrying, and swearing underneath our breath about home electoral politics. We deserve a preemptive trip. It’s OK for me to lean into the distraction supplied by the Paris Video games—and it’s OK so that you can do the very same factor.

The Olympics by no means come at an optimum time. In 2022 the Winter Video games kicked off proper as Russia was getting ready to invade Ukraine. In 2021 the Tokyo Olympics befell because the world was struggling to determine the fairness and logistics of COVID-vaccine distribution. There’s at all times one thing extra vital than the Olympics taking place someplace on this planet. However the Olympics has pole vaulting and water polo and countless shows of athletic excellence and numerous small moments of magnificence and charm. The Olympics are enjoyable, and the Olympics are transient, and all of the horrible and vital issues on this planet will nonetheless be there when the Olympics are over. Life isn’t research corridor. You gained’t get in bother in the event you neglect your accountable information consumption for a fortnight as a way to geek out over sports activities you understand nothing about.

Saying that it’s OK to be distracted by the Olympics, after all, is by no means the identical factor as saying that the Olympics are OK. Certainly, there are arguably few world endeavors which might be much less OK than the corrupt, wasteful, recurring boondoggle that’s the Olympic Video games. Each time the Olympics come round, I write about how horrible they’re: How, as a rule, the Video games’ impression on their host cities is at greatest negligible and at worst actively damaging; how the sporteaucrats who supervise them will be conceited, silly, and self-dealing; how the Olympics are sometimes awarded to authoritarian regimes that use them to flex their state energy whereas whitewashing human-rights abuses. I first started masking the Olympics for Slate in 2012, and each single Video games I’ve written about since has been, in its manner, karmically disgusting. The truth that the Paris Olympics appear to be considerably much less overtly abominable than another latest Video games doesn’t imply that the Paris Olympics are good; it simply implies that their waters are barely cleaner than Rio’s and their indignities barely much less evident than Beijing’s.

Worldwide Olympic Committee executives like to speak about how the Video games promote peace, tolerance, and understanding, and the way they gentle the world a path towards improved worldwide concord and cooperation. Whereas these noble sentiments align with Pierre de Coubertin’s preliminary ambitions when he based the trendy Olympics greater than a century in the past, in sensible phrases they’ve solely ever equated to empty rhetoric deployed by dullards and strongmen as a way to justify their immensely damaging footprint. Literal days after IOC honcho Thomas Bach voiced these beliefs on the closing ceremony of the 2022 Winter Olympics, Russia invaded Ukraine. A lot for concord!

The Olympic Video games don’t fill the position that their most fatuous promoters declare they do, and they aren’t a pathway to peace, love, or understanding. What they’re is a superb distraction: a ridiculous and spectacular spectacle that may command the whole world’s consideration abruptly, whilst the whole world is aware of that they undoubtedly have higher issues to do than watch the Olympics. Sure, the Olympics are horrible of their manner—however every part is horrible in its manner. Sure, the Olympics are inessential, however in a world the place all of the “important” issues are very miserable, typically pointless issues will be blessedly restorative. Sure, the election is in flux, but additionally, gymnastics. Sure, the president is just too previous, but additionally, the 100-meter sprint. Sure, the way forward for democracy is at stake, but additionally, 3-on-3 basketball. The world’s issues aren’t going wherever, so we should always be at liberty to lose ourselves in these stunning, troublesome Olympics for 2 weeks. All our anxieties will nonetheless be there ready for us on Aug. 12.