Dave Bautista Roasts Donald Trump With Some Very Brutal Descriptions

What can anyone say about Donald Trump that hasn’t already been mentioned? What potential criticism can one make which may minimize via the noise almost a decade after Trump launched his first presidential marketing campaign? Nicely, Dave Bautista (by way of Jimmy Kimmel Reside!) may need figured it out, together with his brutal roast of the previous president going viral.

Kimmel’s group and Bautista made a video (beneath) for Wednesday night time’s episode of the ABC late night time present the place the Guardians of the Galaxy actor had some alternative phrases concerning the notion that Trump is a masculine determine. Certain, the video is a clear try to assist Trump’s election rival Kamala Harris court docket male voters — a demographic she’s struggling to draw. But the result’s relatively entertaining nonetheless.

“A variety of males appear to suppose that Donald Trump is a few form of powerful man,” says Bautista whereas coaching in a health club. “He’s not. Take a look at him. He wears extra make-up than Dolly Parton. He whines like a child. The man’s afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a physician to say his toes harm so he might dodge the [Vietnam War] draft. Take a look at that intestine — like a rubbish bag filled with buttermilk. He sells imaginary baseball playing cards pretending to be a cowboy-fireman. He’s barely robust sufficient to carry an umbrella. Look how he drinks water — like a bit of pink chickadee. He’s bought jugs, large ones — like Dolly Parton. He cheats at golf, and creeps round magnificence pageant dressing rooms. You understand that little dance he does? He seems to be like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”

Continues Bautista: “He’s moody, he pouts, he throws tantrums. He acts like a 5 yr previous behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for [Russian president Vladimir] Putin. He’s cattier on social media than a imply woman. The man wants assist strolling downhill. This November, let’s cease kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid of rain, of canine, of windmills, Meryl-fucking-Streep and being laughed at. Largely, he’s terrified that actual, red-blooded American males will discover out that he’s a weak tubby toddler. What’s unsuitable, powerful man? Did somebody seize you by the pussy? Little bitch.”

Take a look at the video beneath.