The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, May 15

good morning!

Don’t ask me how I stumbled upon this, as I wrote down the hoddle concept a pair weeks in the past. I’m in the midst of bingeing How I Met Your Mom for just like the fiftieth time (please ship me television recs). And also you all know I’m an enormous Conan O’Brien fan.

These shuldn’t go collectively proper? Properly, apart from the time Conan was an additional on the present.

However I just lately climbed down into the strangest of rabbit holes that led me to a web site referred to as “tedmosbyisnotajerk.com”. I think about it have to be a rival to the ‘Ted Mosby Is a Jerk’ web page. I don’t bear in mind the tv reference to this.

I dunno who began the positioning. Apparently it’s from the attitude of Victoria, one of many girls Ted dated within the tv present (he broke up along with her twice). The location appears to rebuff anybody who believes Ted Mosby is a jerk.

The true jerk? That’s Conan O’Brien, based on the positioning.

Based on one pretend letter, Conan impersonated the primary character from How I Met Your Mom and picked up a lady. After one rapturous night time that included his string dance, Conan apparently by no means referred to as this girl again.

And that’s why, based on this foolish pretend letter, Conan is a jerk. Not Ted Mosby.

I can empathise with whoever hung out constructing that web site, if solely as a result of I spent a not-insignificant period of time studying and attempting to grasp it.

Fitzie’s monitor of the day: Day Journey, by Pat Metheny

And now on your hyperlinks:

Charlie Eccleshare ($$): Ange Postecoglou bemoans Tottenham ‘fragile foundations’ after loss vs Metropolis

Dan KP: Loss vs Metropolis a ‘excellent consequence for Tottenham followers’ however defeat reveals promise

ESPN: Sonny’s miss vs Metropolis reveals Premier League title will likely be determined by inches

Hugo Lloris reunites with Olivier Giroud at LAFC

Aston Villa clinch spot in Champions League

A brand new girls’s soccer crew is coming to DC